Malicious Act or Unfortunate Pit Stop?
From West Mercia Police:
Between 10pm on 12th October and 6am on the 13th, a rather unusual incident occurred in Breinton Common.
A black shirt was left on a resident’s car bonnet, accompanied by something much less pleasant.
To put it bluntly, someone left a pile of excrement between the resident’s back door and gate.
The resident believes this was no accident, as his house is quite a distance from any other homes—and he was recently seen with a local MP at a craft fair.
Coincidence? Possibly. Politics? Maybe. Someone who couldn’t find a loo in time? Well, that’s one theory we can’t rule out! Either way, we’d like to get to the bottom of it (pun intended).
If you saw anything suspicious (or have a theory, or even a spare air freshener), we’d love to hear from you. Every bit of info helps us flush out the culprit.
We’re all for solving this mess, both literally and figuratively. Crime number: 22/90194/24.
